Saturday, May 9, 2015

A comparison of martyrdom in Fitzgerald’s ‘Great Gatsby’ and Kesey’s ‘One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.’

          The Danish philosopher, Søren Kierkegaard once wrote, “the tyrant dies and his rule is over, the martyr dies and his rule begins.”  Similarly, Jesus experienced the worst of human-inflicted death as he died for the sins of others and became a martyr.  In the same vein as Jesus, Jay Gatsby of The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald, and Randle Patrick McMurphy of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest by Ken Kesey, evolve into martyrs as they sacrifice their mortality and potential for the benefits of others and society.  Both Gatsby and McMurphy forfeit their dreams.  Gatsby sacrifices his dream and self-made fortune; and McMurphy abandons his freedom from the ward.  The two characters witness the inhumane realities of their corrupted societies, New York and the Combine’s ward respectively, and like Jesus, both risk their lives in order to effect hopeful, positive change.  Gatsby and McMurphy’s sacrifices serve as the necessary catalysts for their corresponding followers to obtain the self-actualization and freedom that their societies had previously repressed.  In turn, the followers hold the potential to sustain the change their saviors’ sacrifices created.
            Throughout the novels, amalgamations of evidence bolster the claim that Jay Gatsby and R. P. McMurphy represent Jesus.  Both the characters’ interactions with others parallel those between Jesus and his followers.  Gatsby holds fantastic parties where “people were not invited – they just went there…and somehow they ended up at [his] door” (Fitzgerald 41).   Through these extravagant festivities, Gatsby forms a following of faithful members, similar to Jesus.  Gatsby caters to the masses and materialistically manufactures a lively environment for the hardworking people of New York, while concurrently attempting to manifest his lifelong dream of being with Daisy Buchanan.  At first, Gatsby tightly gripped this idealistic, selfish version of life where he ended up with his true love, Daisy.  When Daisy came to his estate for the first time, “he hadn't once ceased looking at [her], and…he revalued everything in his house according to the measure of response it drew from her well-loved eyes” (Fitzgerald 91).  To Gatsby, all of the materialistic wealth he accumulates in his life is meaningless if it does not fill Daisy with joyous awe.  Daisy is everything to Gatsby; however eventually, Gatsby evolves into a Jesus-like martyr, as depicted by his interactions with others.
            Like Gatsby, McMurphy also interacts with his surrounding community members in a fashion that mimics that of Jesus.  From the beginning of his time in the ward, McMurphy treats others the way he wants to be treated, a concept that Jesus strongly upheld.  McMurphy confidently becomes a member of the community when “he finishes shaking hands with the last Acute,” and later goes “right over to the Chronics, like [they] are no different” (Kesey 25).  McMurphy treats all of the patients equally and while doing so, becomes a leader by inspiring the masses.  He preaches for the men in the ward to simply try and show sexually significant chutzpah.  For instance, when McMurphy’s “whole body shakes with the strain as he tries to lift [the control panel] he knows he can’t lift,” he creates a wave of inspiration for the downtrodden patients, in that they all, as a collective group of followers, begin to think, “by golly he might do it (Kesey 110).”  However, McMurphy fails in his quest to lift the control panel; and while he ends his attempts to accomplish the task, he continues his inspirational wave by expressing, “But I tried though…Goddamit, I sure as hell did that much, now didn’t I” (Kesey 111)?  This inspiring undulation continues in the novel, and is especially prevalent when McMurphy takes “twelve of [the patients] towards the ocean” (Kesey 203).  The twelve followers that accompany McMurphy directly correspond to Jesus’ Twelve Apostles and clearly depict the symbolic significance of McMurphy’s interactions with his community’s members. 
            The causes for Gatsby and McMurphy’s meaningful interactions stem from the underlying theme that adorns both the characters – the two exude a larger than life characteristic.  This trait also presided in Jesus, for He was larger than life, in that He was both man and God.  Contrastingly, Gatsby is not blood related to God, yet because of his grandiose demeanor, the narrator of The Great Gatsby, Nick Carraway, describes Gatsby as “a son of God – a phrase which, if it means anything, means just that” (Fitzgerald 98).  Nick was mesmerized by Gatsby’s powerful presence even though he had only known his neighbor for a few short months.  However, in this brief time period, Nick perceived that if Gatsby was to uphold his ideological title as a “son of God” (Fitzgerald 98), “he must be about His Father’s business, the service of a vast, vulgar, and meretricious beauty” (Fitzgerald 98).  And in turn, for Gatsby to deal daily with an intensity such as the one Nick perceives, Gatsby would need to don a personality much more spectacular than many of those around him; and to Nick, the novel’s slanted societal voice, this produced a God-like aura. 
            During McMurphy’s time in the ward, he also boasts a larger than life demeanor as he gains patients’ respect and their loyal fellowship.  This larger than life characteristic exudes such a palpable strength and vivacity that after McMurphy’s electroshock therapy induced brain death, his following of patients refuse to believe his state of mind and health.  The patients, drowning in denial, sputter shocked, questioning statements, saying, “But they can’t do that look.  There’s nothin’ in the face.  Just like one of those store dummies…” and “they can do tattoos.  But the arms, huh?  The arms?  They couldn’t do those.  His arms were big” (Kesey 269)!  However, that face and those arms do in fact belong to McMurphy, even though the patients refuse to accept that truth.  This disbelief originates from McMurphy’s Jesus-like persona.  McMurphy is such an inspirational tour de force during his time in the ward, the patients that religiously follow him, cannot understand how the Combine perfectly manufactured an exact replica of the man they praise.  Thus, the patients, who sequentially characterize the honest representation of society, craft a Jesus-like aura for McMurphy as they begin to cope with his fallen, martyred body. 
            For Jesus to command a great crowd of followers, His interactions had to guide the people’s moral compasses and He had to actualize an extraordinary presence.  Nonetheless, in order for Jesus’ reign as a morally influential icon to officially initiate, He needed to first evolve into a martyr.
            When Jesus was crucified, he not only died for the sins of others, but also became a martyr for Christianity.  Parallel to Jesus, Gatsby dies for the sins of the people he loved so that they could have the potential to lead the lives they craved.  This evolution into martyrdom climaxes when Nick asks Gatsby, “Was Daisy driving” (Fitzgerald 143)?  Gatsby selflessly answers, “Yes…but of course I’ll say I was” (Fitzgerald 143).  In this moment, Gatsby takes responsibility for a crime he did not commit, Myrtle’s murder, and pays for this feigned, sinful confession with a sensory death – for in the coming days, Wilson will vengefully shoot him.  Gatsby’s death scene is crafted in such a way, that it drifts like its own setting’s “movement of water” (Fitzgerald 162), mimicking a “fresh flow from one end urg[ing] its way toward the drain at the other” (Fitzgerald 162).  Nick describes the scene with a delicate reverence, like the followers described Jesus’ death.  Nick sculpts a “a new world” (Fitzgerald 161) depicting the calm “touch of a cluster of leaves” (Fitzgerald 162) and meditative, “little ripples that were hardly the shadows of waves” (Fitzgerald 162).  He also balances this reverence with a personal glimpse into the inside of what he perceives to be Gatsby’s soul, supposing, “it was true, he must have felt that he had lost the old warm world, paid a high price for living too long with a single dream” (Fitzgerald 161).  However, when Nick concludes his account of the martyr’s death, he powerfully declares, “the holocaust was over” (Fitzgerald 162).  Nick’s proclamation illustrates a classic example of Fitzgerald’s habit of crafting oxymoronic phrases, as a holocaust is often defined as death by fire, meanwhile Gatsby was murdered in a pool of water.  Thus, Nick contrasts the description of Gatsby’s death with the actual account of his hero’s murder in order to reinforce the sheer magnitude of the plot twist.  Additionally, Nick’s oxymoronic undertone structurally alludes to the societal potential for change, in that an oxymoron, by its definition, is composed by skewed changes of corresponding definitional comparisons in conjunction with each other.   Therefore, Nick’s climactic declaration emphasizes Gatsby’s sacrifice, alludes to Jesus’ sacrifice, and illustrates the severity of Gatsby’s fatal transformation into martyrdom. 
            Comparably, McMurphy sacrifices his own mortality, as he becomes a martyr.   He too undergoes a tremendously sensory death, one that originates with his electroshock therapy.  While the ward’s nurses, doctors and staff prep McMurphy for his beginning of the end, McMurphy bravely and symbolically pronounces, “Anointest my head with conductant.  Do I get a crown of thorns” (Kesey 237)?  This pronunciation directly corresponds to the Crown of Thorns that Jesus wore as he was crucified; however, it furthermore reinforces McMurphy’s mortal sacrifice.  McMurphy’s satirical final words bolster the claim that he is willing to go down with the ship in order to effect hopeful, positive change.  Additionally, the mere structure of his final words ending with a question, imply McMurphy’s overarching mission of hope.  And accordingly, McMurphy’s pleading for a crown of thorns allegorically ties him to the most prominent, historical martyr, Jesus, while additionally foreshadowing McMurphy’s rule through his martyrdom.  The symbolic connection implies a potential change, while moreover fortifies McMurphy’s progression into becoming a martyr. 
            Through the sacrifice of their mortalities, Jay Gatsby and R. P. McMurphy consequently forgo their dreams.  Gatsby sacrifices his fortune in that he died and had no heir; but he also sacrifices his dream by not permanently solidifying his love with Daisy – or rather she, a “meretricious beauty,” did not solidify her love with him.  For during Gatsby’s moment of truth, Daisy painfully utters, “Even alone I can’t say I never loved Tom…it wouldn’t be true” (Fitzgerald 133).  Gatsby never achieves his dream of procuring Daisy’s complete devotion – for he is no time traveller and cannot perform miracles as merely a symbolic version of Jesus.  Daisy had fallen in love with Gatsby a long time ago, but while in limbo, with Gatsby at war, she also had fallen in love with another man, Tom Buchanan.  This feminine impurity devours Gatsby and his once palpable dream.  Furthermore, the destruction of the dream’s congruity provides a new chapter in Gatsby’s life – a period plagued by death and yet blessed with change.  And so, as Gatsby dies, his sacrifice prompts his own evolution into martyrdom, which in turn creates a domino affect of change for his society.
            In McMurphy’s society, the Combine’s ward, his mortal sacrifice issues a command that subsequently costs him his very own dreams.  However, McMurphy’s dreams revolve around a different focus than Gatsby’s dream.  McMurphy’s visionary cravings consist of his future potential to physically effect change.    When McMurphy sacrifices his freedom from the ward by “smash[ing] through the glass door” and “screaming when he grabbed for [Nurse Ratched] and ripped her uniform all the way down the front” (Kesey 267), he commits his ultimate physical action, which costs him his freedom from the ward and ability to invigorate his own sexual desire.  This last hurrah destroys McMurphy’s dreams, for the actions cause McMurphy to be issued electroshock therapy.  Nonetheless, as McMurphy is mortally punished for his actions, like Gatsby, he transforms into a sacrificial martyr.  Thus, ultimately McMurphy and Gatsby’s deaths develop them into martyrs and provide the potential for their corresponding followers to actualize their own personal freedoms in all realms of life. 
            Through these sacrificially conceived freedoms, the followers hold the potential to combat the inhumanities in their corrupted societies.  Before Gatsby and McMurphy evolve into martyrs, exploitation wrecks havoc upon their follower’s lives.  The economically average characters in The Great Gatsby strenuously live in a world where laws upholding the Prohibition are broken and Meyer Wolfsheim, “the man who fixed the World’s Series back in 1919” (Fitzgerald 73) continues to thrive in corruption because “[the police] can not get him” (Fitzgerald 73).  However, because Gatsby had been involved with Wolfsheim, once Gatsby is murdered, many of the tainted truths concerning the corrupted, societal incongruities begin to bubble up to the surface of the setting.  For although Gatsby represented Jesus, Jay himself had not been a perfect character.  Gatsby had “been in several things…in the drug business and then…in the oil business” (Fitzgerald 90); and once he dies, his martyrdom elucidates the thickness of the cruelties in New York City that are often associated with the attempts to grasp the fulfillment of a dream.  Following that elucidation, the characters that closely followed Gatsby hold the potential to distance themselves from the manipulative atrocities and later effect hopeful, positive change. 
            Before McMurphy’s sacrifice and transformation into martyrdom, his society, the Combine’s ward, like Gatsby’s New York, was also stained with an excess of inhumanities.   McMurphy witnessed that the manners by which the ward functioned only exacerbated the conditions of the patients.  This enraged McMurphy; and in his fury, he grilled the patients, probing “What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin’?  Well…you’re no crazier than the average asshole out walkin’ around on the streets and that’s it” (Kesey 61).  To McMurphy, these patients, the followers who became inspirationally attached to him, are simply people who could not cope and are beaten down by the traumatic experiences that the ward and its perpetrators create.  Thus, once McMurphy sacrificially dissolves the societal system that chained his followers, the followers themselves embody the potential to continue to effect the change that McMurphy had created.  Some of McMurphy’s followers free themselves from the ward, and others realize that they not only have the power but also have the potential to do the same.  In general, because of McMurphy’s aggressive martyrdom, the followers become cognizant of the reality that they too can walk the streets and improve the state of those streets while simultaneously bettering themselves.  The followers embrace their sexually significant chutzpah and recall McMurphy’s inspirational “sound of a cornered-animal fear and hate and surrender and defiance” (Kesey 267) – the sound of animalistic freedom from sacrifice.    Overall, both Gatsby and McMurphy’s followers harness a potential to effect change – a potential that their savior’s sacrifices created.
            The good that comes from Jay Gatsby’s sacrifice contrasts that with which R. P. McMurphy’s derives.  Gatsby’s martyrdom and its subsequent, societal change directly affect only two characters, Daisy Buchanan and Nick Carraway.  From those two figures, the potential change expands its territory in a similar fashion to the “little ripples that were hardly the shadows of waves” (Fitzgerald 162) that had initiated the whole series of effects.  Those effects culminate in the sacrifice’s conception of potential change.  Gatsby’s sacrifice frees Daisy – for Gatsby takes the fall for Daisy’s murder of Myrtle, a crime, he did not commit.  Daisy, in turn, distances herself from the specific incident and the entire societal setting of New York – for “she and Tom had gone away” (Fitzgerald 164) heading west, and thus commencing and increasing Daisy’s potential to effect change.  Additionally, “Daisy hadn’t sent a message or a flower” (Fitzgerald 174), an action that primarily reeks of disrespect, but underlying scents of an indomitable necessity to prolong the change that Gatsby’s sacrificial death had started.  Daisy’s refusal to confront the past subliminally forces her to redistribute her energies towards the future.  This redistribution attributes its origins to Gatsby’s sacrifice; and, it correspondingly contains an insurmountable potential to continue the hopeful, positive change that was conceived during Gatsby’s fatal evolution into martyrdom. 
            Nick Carraway, the narrator of The Great Gatsby, also continues the change that Gatsby’s sacrifice generated.  The effect that causes Nick to holster his own weapon of change hides in his final recapitulation of what brought him and his savior to their present states.  For as Nick “sat there brooding on the old, unknown world” (Fitzgerald 180) he thinks of “Gatsby’s wonder when he first picked out the green light at the end of Daisy’s dock” (Fitzgerald 180).  He realizes that Gatsby’s “dream must have seemed so close that [Gatsby] could hardly fail to grasp it” (Fitzgerald 180).  But Nick additionally comes to the conclusion that Gatsby “did not know that [the dream] was already behind him, somewhere back in that vast obscurity” (Fitzgerald 180).  Therefore, by learning from his martyred idol’s mistakes and distorted accomplishments, Nick holds the potential to manifest his own positive destiny and continue to intensify the already ongoing, positive change.   From his newly enlightened position, in an idealized, futuristic setting, Nick props himself with the capacity to make the lives of others more just and to continue the rippling of change that originated with Gatsby’s death.  Overall, Gatsby’s sacrifice provides the potential for his two most prominent followers, to reap and subsequently bestow gifts of positive change unto all that interact with them.  
            McMurphy’s sacrificial death, comparable to that of Gatsby, crafts the potential for positive change.  However, the effects of McMurphy’s martyrdom, unparalleled to those of Gatsby’s martyrdom, directly influence more than two of his followers.  McMurphy’s sacrifice and the subsequent ripples of change that swell from that sacrifice directly act as the symbolic muscle behind the changes that his pack of numerous followers makes.  This ability to potentially effect positive change, influences all of the patients that followed McMurphy.  For after McMurphy’s ultimate physical action, the sexualizing of Nurse Ratched and finalization of his fate, “everything was changing.  Sefelt and Fredrickson signed out together Against Medical Advice, and two days later another three Acutes left, and six more transferred to another ward” (Kesey 268).  McMurphy’s martyrdom changed the lives of the patients that followed him to a similar degree as to how Jesus’ martyrdom shaped the futures for his Apostles.  McMurphy’s sacrifice provided the men with the powerfully masculine zest their souls craved.  It taught the patients to rebel against the corrupted, societal advice and let their lives speak for themselves.  However, most importantly, McMurphy’s sacrifice bestowed upon the patients the gifts to continue effecting more hopeful, positive change to a brave new world outside the ward’s walls.
            Although all of McMurphy’s followers are affected by his sacrifice, McMurphy’s sacrifice most strongly affects the narrator of the story, Chief Bromden.  Chief Bromden delicately paints the portrait of McMurphy as a Jesus-like martyr.  Bromden serves as the voice by which the symbolic, personal interpretations of events delineate the correlation between McMurphy and Jesus.  Altogether, McMurphy’s death provides the vehement catalyst for Bromden to release himself from the ward’s chains and successively revive his own mental health and the state of society – for while Bromden had drearily drifted through the halls of the ward, the outer Combine-ruled world had drowned in hideous homogeneity.  Bromden faces this truth when he returns from the fishing trip with eleven of McMurphy’s other followers.  He witnesses that “five thousand kids lived in those five thousand houses…the houses looked so much alike that, time and time again, the kids went home by mistake to different houses…nobody ever noticed” (Kesey 204).  Bromden comprehends that his entire society has self-corrupted and that his physical placement in the ward is aiding no one.  He finally receives “the full force of the dangers [the patients and he] let [themselves] in for when [they] let McMurphy lure [them] out of the fog” (Kesey 130) – dangers that could only create pits of desperation due to the potential for change that McMurphy’s sacrifice created.  And so, with the power procured by McMurphy’s martyrdom, Chief frees himself from the ward’s constraints.  In fact, in the novel’s entirety, Chief Bromden narrates from a fixated point of view in the future of the story’s timeline.  Thus, Bromden’s remembrance of when he “took a deep breath,” “bent over,” “took the levers” of the control panel, “heaved [his] legs under” himself and “then spun and let the momentum carry the panel through the screen and window with a ripping crash” (Kesey 271), in turn freeing himself from the ward, emphasizes the magnitude of the multifaceted complexities, influence, and power behind McMurphy’s sacrifice and its initiation of change.   And in spite of the fact that McMurphy dies, the change that is conceived through McMurphy’s martyrdom lives on.

            Ultimately, both Jay Gatsby of The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald and Randle Patrick McMurphy of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest by Ken Kesey evolve into martyrs as they die from sensory deaths.  The two characters’ personas symbolize Jesus through their interactions with others and their larger than life characteristics.   Gatsby and McMurphy’s dreams deteriorate while they concomitantly sacrifice their lives in order to effect hopeful, positive change.  Sequentially, this catalytic change elucidates and subsequently restrains Gatsby and McMurphy’s corrupted societies’ flaws.  Therefore, the change expands outwards from the saviors’ followers to other members of the novels’ previously corrupted settings.  The progression of hopeful, positive change, coupled with the undertone of sacrificial death, bolster the charismatic throne for the deceased martyrs to conceive their revolutionary rules.

          - J. A. Kind

Monday, May 4, 2015

Jake and Grant Kind: New Youtube Channel

Grant and I have made a Youtube channel.

The link to our wondrous, filmic land is 


- J. A. Kind

Sunday, May 3, 2015

Breakfast - May 3rd, 2015

In the bowl:


greek yoghurt, granola, strawberries, and bananas.

- J. A. Kind

Saturday, May 2, 2015

Mosquito FEar - A Ninth Grade Compare Contrast Essay

Mosquito FEar
                                                                                         
Nineteen years ago, little Moe Skeeter sat with his grandmother, Judith, on the dock of the bay.  Yep, they were sitting on the dock of the bay feeling fine.  But, some pesky, miniscule beasts were ruining their lovely moment.  It was those bloody mosquitoes.  Annoyed, the little five year old continuously bugged his grandmother about why the mosquitoes kept buzzing in his ear.  So, she read him the magnificent tale Why Mosquitoes Buzz in People’s Ears by Verna Aardema.  Moe found the story fascinating…unfortunately. 
            Nineteen years later, Skeeter had graduated from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology with a degree in entomological robotic engineering.  The United States Government immediately recruited him for counterterrorism for the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the FBI.  The FBI had determined the exact location of where the al-Qaeda headquarters were, and they planned on using Moe’s skills to create robotic mosquitoes that behaved exactly like real ones.  Once created, the bugs would buzz with high frequency ultra-receptive base milliliter microbe echoes into the terrorists’ ears causing them to fall into a deep trance.  The US agents would then swoop in, capture the members, and all would be well once again in the world.  Seemed simple enough, well, not so much.
 The mosquitoes got loose and wreaked havoc all over the globe.  The whole continent of South America fell in the early 2020s.  Currently, only two ways for protection against the micro robots exist, and Moe’s own relatives, his other grandmother, Margarita, and his brother, Grant, founded them both.  Since the mosquitoes hypnotize through humans’ ears, the two relatives thought that that was where the protection needed to begin.  They started to tell the world about their ears, and how they have been able to survive just by their ears’ characteristics.  Margarita and Grant may be related, but genetics don’t always dictate behavior and problem solving methodologies. 
The way the two have survived for decades is through their highly developed defense mechanisms.   Margarita, code name Marg, devised the elegant protection technique of weapon class jewelry for defending her three by six and a half centimeter ears.  She adorns each ear with five strategically placed spikes visible to all.  Each razor-sharp diamond stud is ready to kill any and all intruders by virtue of a whopping eight-millimeter protruding barb.  Any attacking mosquitoes get instantly stabbed to death by the sword-like earrings.   The robots cower in pure horror.  Like Marg, Grant, code name Kilmo Skito, has the ability to make his flying enemies cringe with fear.  However, he uses no outward adornments; rather, he produces his own interior weaponry for shielding his also three by six and a half centimeter ears.  Wax.  Viscous, green, sticky, and revolting wax lies in his ear, waiting like a lion for a naïve gazelle.  Grant, with no class whatsoever, generates the wax inside his ear, invisible to all intruders.  If any mosquito dares to attack, the gluey semi-solid traps the creature.  Then, if it tries to use its hypnotic capabilities, the sound waves reverberate back off the wax and kill it.  Grant then leaves the mosquito in his ear as a sign to all others what fate awaits them, a slow, disgusting, nauseating death.  Overall, don’t mess with this talented family. 
Another talent this family possesses is their capability to manipulate their smells.  Marg has the aroma of perfume, which she gracefully and generously pats under her ears, smelling of beautiful meadows crowded with lavender and vanilla.  But, her sanctimonious attitude and need to always smell oh-so-pretty has fashioned this one flaw.  It attracts the mosquitoes to her ears like Jacob Kind is attracted to food.   Thus, it appears as almost magnetism.  She is lucky to still be alive, while Kilmo has used his nausea-inducing odor to increase his chance of survival.  It once again is due to his tactful wax.  It smells of molding goo and sour sour cream and repels the mosquitoes like a force field.  It creates an invisible barrier that no mosquito can nor would want to penetrate.  Isn’t the art of protective smell just so wonderful?
Smell isn’t the only powerful art of protection; there also is camouflage - the art of invisibility.  Margarita has highly developed and become a connoisseur in this art.  Marg has been able to use this power to her full potential.  With her hair covering the top part of her ear, Marg has “made” the color of her ear the exact same color as the rest of her skin.  How ingenious!  There is no tint of red, no tint of brown, no tint of peach, just her beautiful, extremely well cared for and moisturized chestnut tan colored skin.  The android-like bugs can barely tell the difference between the skin on the side of her face, and the skin of her ear.  It is deception, and Skito has participated in it just as much as Marg.  Using the exact same strategy, Skito has covered the top of his ear and has “taken out” all extraneous tints; the only color that remains is his similar deep olive, tan skin.  It is a skill only the best of camouflage magicians can master.   Thus, camouflage may have been able to hide Marg and Skito’s ears, but it has not concealed the fact that desperate times call for desperate measures, even if it means copying strategies. 

Many followers of Marg and Kilmo Skito may never know that the two are related.  Except for sharing the drive to survive the chaotic, mosquito-overridden world, some strategies, and ear characteristics, the two are nothing alike…Marg is the definition of class, and Skito is what it says under repulsive in the dictionary.  But, even though Marg may have exquisite taste in jewelry, while Skito focuses on his wax production, the two still are related.  They share and always will share genetic traits.  So, here and now in 2029, blood may not be thicker than water, but it is most definitely thicker than the parasites that take it away. 

 - J. A. Kind

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

The Burger King

          Hundreds of years ago, great kings and queens ruled the world.  Their mighty empires controlled and conquered vast lands and their people obeyed their every command.  These mighty monarchs may be long gone, but one “great” one still remains: The Burger King.  The Burger King is the miraculously rare kind of king, for he is magnificently benevolent and magnanimous.  He wants his people, he begs his people, to have it their way.  For his mighty decree is, and shall always be: “Have it your way.”  And let us say Amen.
            The Burger King, like most kings has his very own coat of arms, or, as the cool, modern kids call it, a logo.  To most people the logo is just two buns and the mighty Burger King’s name written in between.  But, to a sharp, keen eye this logo is far more complicated and intricate.  But, what else would one expect from The Burger King?  The buns are a shiny gold, the sign of wealth, riches and success. People strive for gold.  They want that golden sticker, that golden A+, or even that golden gold.  But with The Burger King, and his food, they can taste the richness for a far cheaper price.  And thus they are drawn to him and his delicacies.  They become necessities.   They want the golden standard of The Burger King; they need the golden standard of The Burger King.   But something else also is symbolized in The Burger King’s logo: power.  The Burger King’s name is written in red, the color of power and rubies, another precious item.  With the gold, red, and the impressiveness of the signs all over modern day highways advertising the mighty monarch, how can people resist the King’s richness?  Better yet, why would they want to resist?  There are all the rich flavors and all the rich feelings, all for a cheap price.  That is what the Burger King strives for, for the Burger King wants you to “have it your way.”

            But, is The Burger King really as great and mighty as he seems?  Does he really want you to “have it your way?”  Conspiracy theories have been circulating, theories that put The Burger King in a disastrous position.  The theorists believe that the your in the mighty King’s decree actually stands for “why our.”  It makes sense.  Why our way?  Our way because if you cross us you are committing treason.  You are going against the King and his people.  If you go over to monstrous McDonald or wicked Wendy you are going against The Burger King.  You are disobeying the highest in command’s orders.  You my friend are committing treason.  But, the question is, is this a fair law or a deceptive trick enforced by The Burger King to ensure his people’s business and loyalty.  If it’s the latter, the mighty Burger King may not be so mighty.

      - J. A. Kind