27 Thoughts We All Have While Walking Up Steps

11. Are these steps or stairs?

22. What even is the difference?

33. Am I done yet?

44. I am going to have an asthma attack.

55. Where the hell is that second landing?

66. I need a break.

77. This is the hardest task I have yet had to accomplish.

88. How long have I been ascending?

99. I have got to be like 30 feet up.

110. I am losing oxygen.

111. My lungs are collapsing.

112. I can feel lung tissue in my stomach.

113. I’m going to fall.

114. I’m literally going to fall from stepping up things.

115. I’m going to trip.

116. Is anyone watching me?

117. Shit, people are watching.

118. Dammit, I always trip in front of people.

119. Hopefully it’s not (insert crush name).

220. Oh lord, my troubles.

221. Jesus, step!

222. Is it bad that I am more worried about falling up the steps than down them?

223. Falling up steps – I’m a gravity rebelling ascending youth.

224. A G.R.A.Y!

225. Talking about gray, I am addicted to the 50SOG “Crazy in Love.”

226. “Got me looking so-“

227. Dammit I fell up.

     - J. A. Kind