Unloved Limericks

Yemen

I once met a walker in Yemen.

I popped all those diddies with semen.

My whore then declared

That her blood had not aired,

I asked, is there child – heard, “Yeah man.”

Moe

My step dad’s last name is just Lester.

He always strokes my best friend, Ester.

I tell him, “Jeez, Moe!”

But he just moans, “Oh!”

Wow, how I hate that Moe Lester.

Copulating

Your uterus will soon hold my kid,

I just first need to open the lid

Of a jar that does hide,

Your reproductive organ inside,

That gives me no need of a bride – forbid!

My Winged Companion

I really want to find some love.

So I must get a messenger dove,

To send this here letter,

That’ll be read to get her,

Kidding – come bird, I speak of.

Breakfast - the most important meal

I listen to your beating heart.

The sound it makes embodies art.

I lick it - yum - with my tongue,

Oh, your heart bleeds so young,

I bite and then rip it apart.

It's a little dusty down there

You’re so pretty you look like a rose,

Oh yes baby, please stay in that pose,

Ha – I reckon you will,

Due to the previous kill,

Quickie? You might decompose…

       - J. A. Kind