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Poetry Exhibition: 4 - The first line of this poem is the key of my computer is missing.

the key of my computer is missing

from my computer

the key is miss

ing

just to clarify

im not sure if you got it the first

time

around the merry go

round that

doesnt exist

ha i got you

wow i am good

look at me go

to and fro

like a yodeling doe

on my way in the

snow

dripping with glow

and pop from my toe

in the evanescence and

woe

of a wearied passive

old angry man with a bow

tie

yes look how good i am at

wriming

yep wriming

honestly though

like tbh

like ttyl

like brb

but like seriously

honestly

if wriming was spelled

the way in which

i am arranging

its symbolic

floatation decisive

characaters

i would never

ever

forever use it

like ew

can we just

can we not

whoah

ew

is the backwards of

we

ew

we

ew

we

ew

we

that might be the funnest

thing if have written

besides

now here is a besides people

get ready for a godly

contradiction

besides

there it is again

besides

whoops one more time

besides

;lkj ;lkj ;lkj ;lkj

whoop there it

is

it just flows so easily

so much better than a fetus/

baby

out of a vag

yes people

lets get over that word

we are in highschool

come one

come all

come on

no

we are humans

we have bodies

some have vags

some have peens

we all have hearts

that was so cheesy

i am going to

vomit

throw up chuck

puke

discard my inner

bowels

yum

also

this song i am listening to

is like mwahhhhhh

mwahhhhhh

mwahhhhh

thats the only

way i can

explain

it

explanations are tricky

speaking of

explan

ations

ummm

i have something to

confess

one time

in a dream like appearance and state

which i actually have hypothesized

to merely be

reality

jesus

skyped me

he got my username

because i had carved it

into

the wood

that his dad and i used

to pack

nevermind that

for im

gonna be like super

honest right now

ive seen better beards

which is a strange word

in and

of

itself because its

like bear

with some ds

but

like his hair

like in all honestly

was like

well like

i was expecting it to be

all flowy and gorgeous

and for lack of a better word

godly

but he had it in this sticky

man bun

and not even like a complete man bun

like it was messier

than a third term

binder

i was like jesus

no pun intended

catching my midriff

are ye

anyways

i was scolding jesus

no honey you

cannot go around

like that

in turn

because that is how

conversations often

go

he said that he saw it was

the new

rave

so i was like that may

be but

buddy

this look just is not working for you

like he had some killer cheekbones

but they looked

like knives

with his hair up

and i was just like

that puts you

in the heteronormative

box of being a great

leaders son

hes better than that

and im not even

christian but

i expected a tad more

from the yr0bb

but also in another

side not note

think of how awko

taco

it would have been

to be born on the same

day as

jesus

like technically you are

a yr0bb

but not the

yr0bb

from now on

whenever i get frazzled

instead of saying jesus

christ

immabeelyk

yr0bb christ

hashtag cool

hashtag awesome

hashtag hashtag

anyways back to my story

so i was with jesus on our skype

call

and 66 minutes had passed

and we were coming

up

on the sixth second of the sixty

sixth

minute

and so i told jesus

yep i told yr0bb

girl take your records off

and by that i mean

take off that hairband

and let your hair shine forth

and kiss me like the sun

and so he did

and so technically

i commanded a god

which made me feel

awko

taco

so i left the skype

and took a shower

but then when i got out

i heard priority one

mail human

knocking at my door

so i quickly ran over

nude and all

and yes i do have a peen

its okay

were all humans

and well i missed the mail human

because they are faster than

hermes

yet there was the strange

elastic hoolahoop

sitting on my front

porch step

so i got

it

started swinging it around

along my naked waste

i hope that didnt

anger any spellers

and all the sudden

out popped a verbal

cue

an unorthodox collection

of symbolic gestures

which entered my brain and was

all like

yo

this is actually the hair band

of ya boi jesus

yr0bb

use it wisely

unfortunately i didnt

such the rebel

i am

such the yoda talker

well so i used it

while holding my computer

but i got so much into

them undulations

that i dropped my hear

my dear

 my here

my dere

computer

and out popped a key

and i aint seen it since

  - J. A. Kind