Thursday, September 25, 2014

Helping Obese Paragraphs

To help an obese paragraph, strategically place the plus sized paragraph between two more paragraphs.  Subsequent to the placing, structure the grouping of paragraphs so that the obese paragraph has somewhat of a tummy tuck.  If done correctly, the paragraph should be spread across two pages.  This contouring, if you will, will not only help the self-esteem of the paragraph, but will additionally bring light into the collective group of paragraphs.  

Be nice to paragraphs.

Paragraphs.  

They make the world go round.

And fill up essays.  

Where would the world be without essays...

Stride with the paragraphs and paint essays on the bodies.

        - J. A. Kind

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