Your Favorite Disney Show Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Aquarius

That’s So Raven

You love to help people out, just as Raven tried to do with her psychic powers.  At heart, you are a unique, free humanitarian; and so, you felt deeply connected to Raven on a spiritual level.  It was almost as if she could read your thoughts, you know, see where you would be in the future, which would inevitably be in front of your TV watching her on Disney.  You lived to watch Raven, Corey, and Chelsea dig their way out of trouble and help others along the way, making this show your absolute favorite. 

Pisces

Hannah Montana

Let’s be real, you are so artsy and musical you simply cannot contain it…sort of like Miley Cyrus on your favorite Disney Channel show.  You love to be around people and friends and they love to be around you, even though also like Miley, you can be an emotional wreck.  However, in the end you are compassionate and you know that “nobody’s perfect.”  I hate myself for that.

Aries

The Proud Family

What can you say?  You are strong and confident, and almost as energetic as The Proud Family.  You appreciated watching Penny earn her independence as well as solve questions about growing up.  All in all, this show was your jam and your life-blood as a kid.  The Proud Family ignited your now fervent TV show binging practices and so you are forever indebted to them. 

Taurus

Dave the Barbarian

You low-key high-key went crazy for Dave’s bullish yet oh-so devoted and reliable personality.  Although this was one of the shorter shows on the Disney Channel, it topped your list of personal favorites.  The romance, the humor, the handiness, and the cooking all contributed to Dave becoming an icon in your life.  What a guy!

Gemini

Suite Life of Zack and Cody

Yes, we all know you are sick of everything pertaining to your zodiac being about how it’s all twinny and double-sided, but in all seriousness you really did enjoy watching Zack and Cody twin it out at the Tipton Hotel.  By nature, you are curious and quick, yet also caring and musical, so the dynamic twins struck a cord with your kid-self.  Plus, you admired the diverse friend group Zack and Cody shared and hoped that one day you too would never have to fear being alone.  

Cancer

Lizzie McGuire

Like Lizzie, your emotions can be all over the place, however this leads you to have an intense imagination and a sympathetic nature.  When you watched Lizzie McGuire, you were Lizzie McGuire.  For you, every episode felt like an emotional and mental work out as you almost involuntarily put yourself into Lizzie’s love drama, family drama, and teen drama.  However, regardless of the exhaustion that this show caused you, Lizzie and her friends became your friends and in turn, made this show your favorite on the Disney Channel. 

Leo

Phineas and Ferb

That theme song, I mean, that theme song.  From the fun, colorful intro to the endless creativity and passion among Phineas, Ferb, and their friends, this show made your childhood.  You live for holidays and the cheerful parts of life, so a show dedicated to endless creativity during SUMMER VACATION was obviously going to strike a chord with you as a kid.  You don’t necessarily do well with being ignored and with facing the harshness of reality, so watching two kids who came from a middle class family craft the most fabulous and inventive of all summer creations gave you hope as a child to find your own passions to eradicate boredom. 

Virgo

Kim Possible

As a Virgo, you are on it.  You have your shit together and so Kim P was such an iconic role model.  You absolutely adored how the teenage spy was a feminist icon and a strong, independent go-getter, even if you may not have known what those social concepts represented.  You respect those who are loyal, dedicated, and kind problem-solvers, so watching the Kim-Possible team do their thing was addictive.  Moreover, you are a true animal-person and so low-key high-key Rufus was your spirit animal.

Libra

Recess

What you loved about Recess (besides it being recess) was that Recess was a show about you and your friends…only amped up and Disneyfied.  You’ve always been dedicated to cooperation and by nature you are a social butterfly, so a show that centered around the most communal atmosphere at school seemed like it was designed just for you.  However, what really made you just fall in love with Recess was that the group was fearless in their confrontations for school-yard justice, something you yourself had trouble with as a kid.  Thus, Recess became your anthem and your supreme favorite Disney show.

Scorpio

Even Stevens

Friendship is your life-philosophy and so watching Louis and Alan’s bond blossom was a wonderful, addictive experience for you as a kid.  Additionally, like Louis, you are quite the resourceful individual.  Thus, having a TV show where you could connect with the main-character’s passionate creativity was such a treat.  Honestly, you epitomize the word fierce and Even Stevens was all about being fierce.  So there.

Sagittarius

Wizards of Waverly Place

You are a deeply generous individual who full-heartedly believes in the magic of freedom and travel.  As a kid, you adored the extroverted Alex and her funny, idealistic, yet oh-so rebellious teenage philosophy.  You deeply related to Alex’s distaste of being contained and limited, because you too have a personality that always craves to break free.  In the end, the wizards made you believe that in your future you too could travel across this world and magical others alongside friends, family, and fun. 

Capricorn

Lilo and Stitch

“’Ohana’ means ‘family,’ and ‘family’ means nobody gets left behind.”  Although Lilo and Stitch were an out-of-the-box pair and definitely not the most responsible characters on the Disney Channel, the tight bond they had between themselves and also among their family (of humans and aliens) made you love this show.  You have always been passionate about tradition, music, and dance, so Lilo and Stitch was the perfect show for you as a kid!  Almost every day, your parents would walk in on you freaking it and screaming at the TV in excitement for the adventures of this kid-alien pair.

- J. A. Kind