Sunday, April 5, 2015

The Most Flawless Couples You Don't Yet Know That You Want Shipped

Thor and Loki [Thor]
They may be brothers, but we all know that Loki is just begging for Thor to swing that hammer.

Cece and Schmidt [New Girl]
The show will never truly achieve greatness until the two are back together.  Also, let’s be honest, we all want Schmidt to be reunited with the oh so lively Harold and shy Kumar.

Ash, Misty, and Brock [Pokémon]
Don’t judge me.  There is no way that those three did not become curious while backpacking across the Kanto region.

Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel [Late Nights]
Seth be jelly.

Rihanna and Leonardo DiCaprio [Hollywood]
Rumors are circulating!  I recently saw an article about how the two are reportedly dating.  Think of the babies.  Jesus.

Olivia and Fitz [Scandal]
I feel obligated to ship them solely based off of their emotionally riveting, midnight phone calls.  However, I am totally a Melly guy, so this goes against my inherent morals.

Dexter and Deb [Dexter]
THE SEXUAL TENSION WAS REAL.

Sarah Palin and John McCain [Alaska]
I am laughing.

Sherlock and Watson [Sherlock]
Johnlock.  The wedding almost ruined any hope left in the world, but Sherlock is still going to try to tap that even if Watson “put a ring on it.”  Damn, that song is sexist.

         - J. A. Kind


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